The eyes are the windows of your face
Written on 7 Jun, 2008 by with 1 Comment
Winston Churchill once said, “The eyes are the windows of your face.”
See the video on NBC.com.
Randomness Articles
I’m so manly
Written on 10 Aug, 2007 by with No Comments
I’m so manly:
When I walk by a nail salon, 20 women orgasm.
Every time I sneeze, I grow a beard.
I piss testosterone.
My surname is “Sir.”
Ozzy Osbourne stole the whole “bite the head off of a bat” thing from me.
My birthday is celebrated in strip clubs around the country.
Last St. Patrick’s Day, I fell into a pool […]
Dramatic Chipmunk
Written on 14 Jul, 2007 by with 3 Comments
Apparently I am way behind the times on this one, but I was shown a video of the “dramatic chipmunk” - which is actually a prairie dog - last night, and as I was told, the video just gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it. The clip was cut from some crazy […]
Wear Plain Shoes
Written on 20 Jun, 2007 by with No Comments
Don’t wear super cool sneakers. Otherwise, when you poop in a public restroom, everyone will know that all of those noises and horrible smells are coming from you.
Alexey Pajitnov should be proud
Written on 16 Jun, 2007 by with No Comments
What do you get when you combine the genius of Tetris with the wackiness of the Japanese? You get a hilarious 4 minute clip on Youtube.